She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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