4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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