I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
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i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
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I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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