I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i would punch a child for taco bell
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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