college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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