I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize