too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
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Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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