i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
COCAINE IS GR8
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
