yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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