sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
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Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
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Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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