i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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