yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
there is puke in my bra ... again
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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