Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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