Its about making memories worth repressing
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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