So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
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Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
You can make out without kissing
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