Fine. I'll sleep in my office
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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