If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I am one with the molecules
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
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