1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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