I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I am available for nakedness
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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