someone threw a dead crab at me
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
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I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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