Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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