What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
