i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
So apparently I’m into choking now
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