ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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