Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I am one with the molecules
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