in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
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I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
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OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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