I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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