The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
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Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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