Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
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Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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