found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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