Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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