whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
