I think i sorta joined a cult last night
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
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I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
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When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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