Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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