With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
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So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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