This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
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this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
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Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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