i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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