Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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