The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
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Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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