how can u be prego again
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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