It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I need to calm my uterus...
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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