Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
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You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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