So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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