I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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