I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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