Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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