Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
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seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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