Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
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just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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