It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Everyone says I win the strip club
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Never underestimate the power of titties
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
