Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
