Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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