Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
