their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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