You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Randomize
