Kiss
Puke
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Did I show you my penis last night?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
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