Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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