NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
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I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
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So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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