You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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