He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
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